School starts again today for students and teachers. So here are a couple of gems taken from “F in exams” by Richard Benson.

CHEMISTRY:
Describe the the chemical differences between H2O and CO2:
H2O is hot water, CO2 is cold water

GEOGRAPHY:
What are the Pyramids?
The Pyramids are a large mountain range which splits France and Spain.

BUSINESS STUDIES:
Claire was well prepared for her interview. Explain how Claire may have prepared herself for the interview.
Had a bath and put on her lucky pants.