Monday Lifelines

From Kaz Cooke’s “The little book of stress”:

Spend time with people who are calm and smiling no matter what happens. Their stupidity will send your blood pressure through the ceiling.

Stay alert about your body image and encourage weight loss by wearing underpants that are two sizes too small, and back to front.

Many naturopaths suggest Bach Flower Rescue Remedy for stressful moments, but it’s probably easier to get a bottle of Tequila at short notice.

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