Monday Lifelines

From “Løst in Tränšlatioπ” (Misadventures in English Abroad) by Charlie Croker.
And all of these relate to “Room for improvement”.

Paris, France
Please leave your values at the front desk.

Zurich, Switzerland
We have nice bath and are very good in bed.

Seoul, Korea
Choose twin bed or marriage size; we regret no King Kong size.

Rome, Italy
Please dial 7 to retrieve your auto from the garbage.

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