Monday Lifelines

From “The little book of stress” by Rohan Candappa.

Whenever you have the opportunity, shake up cans and bottles of fizzy drinks. Then leave them for someone else to open.

If you have free time during the rush hour, find a pedestrian crossing and repeatedly push the button to stop the traffic. Never actually cross the road.

If you’re enjoying a physical relationship with a new man, give it a few weeks and then tell him you’ve missed your period.
This information is best left on an answering machine.

Record the sound of a dentist’s drill. Play it at bedtime.

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