Tuesday Lifelines

From “Løst in Tränšlatioπ” by Charlie Croker.
About swimming pools…

Hotel pool, Istanbul, Turkey:
No diving. No nakedness. No ruining.

France:
Swimming is forbidden in the absence of the savior.

Plantation Bay resort, Philippines:
Swimming pool suggestions: Open 24 hours. Lifeguard on duty 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Drowning absolutely prohibited.

Sri Lanka:
Do not use the diving board when the swimming pool is empty.

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