Monday Lifelines

From “F in exams”. Biology.

What are the three different types of blood vessels?
Vanes, anchovies and caterpillars.

How is oxygen loaded, transported and unloaded in the bloodstream?
By forklift truck.

Explain the word “Genome”.
It is an abbreviation of the two words: Gender and Gnome.

What does “terminal illness” mean?
When you become ill at the airport.

What happens when your body starts to age?
When you get old your organs work less effectively and you can go intercontinental.

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