Monday Lifelines

Jokes du jour.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat them all.

Phone answering machine message: “If you want marijuana, press the hash key”.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

HAHAHAHA!

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