Got an email from my friend Chantal with all these wonderful quotes…

I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood.

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored, and go for a stroll out through my mouth. This is never a good thing.

Never ask Google for medical advice. I have gone from mild headache to clinically dead in three clicks…

I have a brain like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in, never to be found again!

I may not be Wonder Woman, but I can do things that make you wonder.