Tuesday Lifelines

Jokes from Christmas bonbons. Pathetic really…

What do you call a flying policeman?
A heli-copper.

What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A Brussel Scout.

What has eight arms and tells the time?
A clocktopus.

Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

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