Monday Lifelines

My friend Bec suggested I get a book about kids jokes because they are really silly (like the Xmas jokes I posted last week) and it makes her laugh. So here it is! From “The enormous book of hot jokes for kool kids”.

What would you do with a sick wasp?
Take it to the waspital.

What is yellow and dangerous?
Shark infected custard.

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.

What did one mouse do when the other fell in the river?
Applied mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to get a new one.

And there will be plenty more, the book is huge!

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