Monday Lifelines

Dad’s Jokes, read in The Sunday Times newspaper yesterday.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus.

Last night, I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.

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