Wednesday Lifelines

From “The enormous book of hot jokes for kool kids”.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a porcupine?
A three metre toothbrush.

Where do cows go on dates?
To the moo-vies.

What’s green and goes red at the flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.

Why was Cinderella hopeless at sport?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Why did the sultana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date.

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