From “The little book of diet and exercise” by Kaz Cooke.
Why not try expensive “slimmers’ drinks” which taste like an industrial cadmium leak and fill you up so much that you don’t feel hungry for, oh, whole seconds.
Can’t fit into last year’s bikini? Why not douse it in kero and chuck a match at it?
Target problem-fat areas: earlobes, elbows and that groove that runs from your nose to your top lip.
Some people are shaped like pears; others are shaped like apples. It’s the ones who resembles hairy lychees that you really have to watch.