From “The enormous book of hot jokes”.
All about food today, my favourite!
What did one fig say to the other fig?
Wanna go on a date?
What do you call an angry chocolate bar?
A Violent Crumble.
What do you call a biscuit that’s good at school?
A smart cookie.
What did the farmer call his two rows of cabbages?
A dual cabbage way.
First there was the Ice Age, then there was the Stone Age. What came next?
The sausage. (hahahaha, cracks me up!).