Monday Lifeline

From “The enormous book of hot jokes”.

All about food today, my favourite!

What did one fig say to the other fig?
Wanna go on a date?

What do you call an angry chocolate bar?
A Violent Crumble.

What do you call a biscuit that’s good at school?
A smart cookie.

What did the farmer call his two rows of cabbages?
A dual cabbage way.

First there was the Ice Age, then there was the Stone Age. What came next?
The sausage. (hahahaha, cracks me up!).

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