Wednesday Lifeline

Xmas jokes!

How does Santa take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.

What do you call a smelly Santa?
Farter Christmas.

What do you call buying a piano for the holiday?
Christmas Chopin.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”.

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