From “Could do better” by Norman McGreevy. About music.
Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling him. I guess he could not hear so good.
Aaron Copland is one of your most famous contemporary composers. It is unusual to be contemporary. Most composers do not live until they are dead.
The most dangerous part about playing cymbals is near the nose.
A contra-bassoon is like a bassoon, only more so.
For some reason, they always put a treble clef in front of every line of music. You just watch.