Tuesday Lifelines.

From “The enormous book of hot jokes for kool kids” by Andy Jones.
About cows…

What do cows eat for breakfast?
Mooslie.

Who is a cow’s favourite singer?
Moo Donna.

Which cow is the smartest?
A mathemootician.

Where do cows go out?
Discow dancing.

What do you call a cow that watches lots of TV?
A cow-ch potato.

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