This year, the theme for the Eurovision party at my Swedish friends was Tiara and Tuxedo.
No need to be shy about glam events such as those! Embrace your divine-divaesque inner child and go overboard with glitz!
Start with a ball gown. Chanel or Dior should do. Or a 5 dollars job like mine… Add a wig (preferably the total opposite of your natural hair colour and hair style). If you can’t get a wig, then go on, treat yourself and use scissors to rejuvenate your tired look (best done after a few champers, in the dark with no mirror) and do that blond dye-job at home.
Add a pair of shoes that will highlight your delicate ankles and your nail polish (“snake, rattle and roll” is always a good colour). If by some unfortunate twist of nature and DNA your ankles are not delicate, cover them with alfoil to give it a more slimming effect and detract attention from them.
And as accessories go, you can’t go pass a ribbon thingy with a brooch or in my case, a star fish.
Next, the JEWELS! My advice, darlings: the more, the better! Spare no expenses! Bling bling galore!
Gloves are also a must.
And nothing will complement your outfit better than a tiara. Restrained but oh so chic and regal!
I have now rebranded as Queen Constance…