Monday Lifelines

Common sense is like deodorant: the people who need it most never use it.

Hardest job ever: working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

2 things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe ( Albert Einstein).

I’m not a smartass… I am a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm ( Minions).

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