Common sense is like deodorant: the people who need it most never use it.
Hardest job ever: working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
2 things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe ( Albert Einstein).
I’m not a smartass… I am a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm ( Minions).